Funny Quotes

• The road to success is always under construction. Lily Tomlin
• A man's only as old as the woman he feels. Groucho Marx
• If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Sam Levenson
• Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns
• Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. (not a clue!)
• Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. (not a clue!)
• I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. George Burns