Cute Quotes

You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
It's OK to do cute little things like kissing a turtle, but you can't kiss another person because he's a different color? Give me a break. And you have to remember, I'm from Dallas, Texas.
It's very comforting. It's very nice, ... She said something cute. She said, 'Well, you're the coolest person I know, Mom.'